Is the doorman never at the fucking door? His job title is DOOR MAN. That means he mans the motherfucking door. Every single time I come home, hes not there. Which would not that big of a deal, if it werent for the fact that he leaves the goddamn door open. OPEN. There is no reason for it to be open. Its warm tonight. It is the exact same temperature outside as it is in. We all have keys for a reason, yet he finds it necessary to meander off at all hours of the day and let whoever the hell walks off the street come right in. But you know who never does come in? The FedEx guy. He NEVER comes in the open fucking door. He just marks my package as undeliverable. I dont see why he cant just leave it on the desk.
Im really really sick tonight. Im gonna kill the doorman.
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